cute, but not really the point of my question.
So let's rephrase it:
You have lost all your content and all backups of your content. You now have two days to prepare new material. Which apps get installed and why?
For me, two days would not begin to cover render times from Cinema or AE, so I would make a few decks in Resolume using the lines plugin and solid color sources with basic effects applied.
Then I would install Quartz Composer and XCode/OpenFrameworks to make generative material which can run in Resolume directly, or can be rendered to .mov in realtime.
Most of it would be very minimalistic, graphic material. It wouldn't be my best show ever, but in a bind, it would be doable.